Happy 25th Of December

Without the slightest hint of satire, we would like to congratulate everyone who was able to participate in the annual corporate spending spree that happens every winter. Hopefully you were able to purchase the products that we graciously suggested to you and your children on every glowing screen possible with our red suited, corporate mascot designed by a well known soft drink corporation. This is a special time of year, that fills our living rooms with products designed to replace that feeling of emptiness and despair that comes from being saturated with images of people who’s lives are seemingly fulfilled by utilizing our product in a meaningful way all while showing that they are open to diversity and inclusion.